Wednesday, January 11, 2012

funny southern quotesCute southern accent quotes?

I'm talking to this guy and we always talk about me having a southern accent. I was hoping this would catch his attention, and he would liiike me more. ;) We usually kid around about it, so I was wondering if you know any funny sayings or quotes like -"I hope southern accents turn guys on." Or something. That was really bad, but I can't think of anything. I'm planning to put this on facebook. So, ten points to the best answer! Thankssss for your help toooo. :D
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"Hah there, har yew!" (Hi there, how are you? -- as they say it in Texas)
"Kin Ah git you somethin', darlin'?" -- Texas again
"How funny southern quotes'bout them 'Boys!" -- Texas
"How 'bout them Dawgs!" -- Georgia
"Bless yer heart" (North Carolina -- it often means "you're so full of $hit")
Havin a southern accent & being born & raised in the South does NOT make you some redneck hick or a piece of trailer trash. It's just the way we are raised to talk. and not EVERYONE in the South gets it as bad as others. Just like people in Jersey and NY cant help saying G-ah-bage instead of garbage


ALSO Bless your heart doesnt mean you're full of AV儿劣*. its a sarcastic way of saying you poor thing. or a nicfunny southern quotese way of callin someone an idiot. like if someone complains about stupid crap, or if you NEVER get the joke, or you're super clumsy, or you keep puttin yourself in bad situations.


"I Am a Unintelligible Redneck, who enjoys their ignorant accent."

Try it.
The use of the words "reckon, yall" is a start.

A older one is "Yall come back now, ya hear!"

"Well, Mr. name, I do declare"
Yes We Can.
"I heat my trailer with a propane heater" =)

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