Whats your fave funniest and most random quote / one liner ever and who said it?
"If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in a shower." -- Groucho Marx
"Welcome to wal-mart, get your AV儿劣*, and GET OUT! have a nice day!"
and,
" what's that tape behidn your back?" "nothing, nothing, what tape?"
"dad, usually when a man has a tape behind his back, it's porno."
"porno? Boy, why would I have porno when I can see my wife butt naked anytime I want?"
"eww! it's a video of mom??" "noo!!" -tickles and takes tape- "...baby's first TIME?? dad this is disgusting!!!" XD -Myrandom funny quote wife and Kids
Aaawww, I wanted to "ess-plode"!
Gir, from Invader Zim
So I'm funny to you? Funny how? Funny like a clown? So I'm a clown?
classic line from 'Goodfellas"
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life."
-- Terry Pratchett, in JINGO
what if the universe is an illusion and nothing really exists? in that case, i definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Smokey i need to borrow your car.
Daaaaaayum girl neighbours ask for ketchup maybe salt but you, you askin for my car?
heel to the nooooooo
"On the other hand... you have different fingers."random funny quote; - heard it most recently attributed to Jack Handey.
pass the salt,its from a movie carrying the same name
join my poll guys!
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Joan Rivers
Harry Potter Loves Zac Efron The Most
Can We Stop Killing Our Probation Workers
Redvine?
"You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny"
Ha! random insult, can't remember where it came from......
Everybody is sometimes Welsh
what's blue and AV儿劣** old people?
tory pension plans
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